1. bralpha:

    okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

    "what the fuck is a nickelback"

    (via pizza)

     

  2. confidnet:

    supersamurai91:

    confidnet:

    i wasted my last bagel my life is over

    Just get some bread and cut out a circle

    i have never been so offended in my entire life

    (via pizza)

     
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  6. plaidstockings:

    I feel like the motto of 2013 was “wait what”

    (Source: stilinstilinski, via whoredinarygirl)

     
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  8. chadleymacguff:

    that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

    (Source: mattsgifs, via pizza)

     

  9. ivani3raginsky:

    i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

    (via pizza)

     
  10. vvank3rshim:

    holyhotpantsbatman:

    My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

    lol.

    I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

    (via slydig)

     

  11. pnssy:

    I WANT TO CUDDLE YOU BUT I ALSO WANT TO FUCK YOU HARD I AM CONFLICTED

    (via pizza)

     
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  13. hi:

    vvendys:

    hi:

    This right here is the definition of true love. Not shaped by any stereotype. Not arranged by an over controlling parent. But a rare and beautiful true expression of raw love.

    This will NOT ruin your blog. Reblog if you have a heart <3

    me kissing a bag of chips was featured on a porn blog i’m so done

    (via you-only-lack-0riginality)

     

  14. harmonizingly:

    The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

    (via you-only-lack-0riginality)

     
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